- Grow a mullet.
- Write “hihi” in messages (This is particularly to the guys, who do this).
- Wear shorts when you go clubbing (Guys, again).
- “Like” your own Facebook status all the time.
- Wear green when there is grass.
- Watch all the audition episodes of American Idol in less than a week.
- Put on sky-high heels when you know you are going to walk on uneven ground.
- … Bother